So we're just entering our 6th month of COVID-19 ...
01. So let me get this straight,
there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?
02. Is it too early to put up the
Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.
03. When this virus thing is over, I
still want some of you to stay away from me.
04. If these last months have taught
us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.
05. Just wait a second ... so what
you're telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to
the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right?
06. If you believe all this will end
and we will get back to normal just because we reopen everything, raise your
hand. Now slap yourself with it.
07. Another Saturday night in the
house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me.
08. Whoever decided a liquor store is
more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.
09. Remember when you were little and
all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful
right now.
10. The spread of Covid-19 is based
on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population
is.
11. Remember all those times when you
wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?
12. It may take a village to raise a
child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.
13. I did a big load of pajamas so I
would have enough clean work clothes for this week.
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